Sergeant Kel'wr

"I'll tear out your Kris'Muthi lungs, Hal! And then I'll swallow your toes one by one and spit out the bloodied bones onto your eyes, and then I'll burn your teeth, and then I'll crush your skull with a Dulian potato, and then I'll... I'll... Give me a moment, eh?"

-- Kel'wr to Halexander

Aliases: Monster, Sergeant

Race: Mutated Scumalien

Faction: War Council

God: Grendor

Weapons: Anything he can get his hands on; has been known to wield a rusted war cleaver

Powers: Superstrength, Courage (Idiocy), Immense Size, Battle "training"