Schnizzle Stick



Place of Origin: Surmeier Industries

Date Invented: [74:029334] NED

Users: Goblins, Scumaliens, Skabos, Terran Empire

Invention
In the 29334th year of the 74th eon, the Alien Game War was not faring well for the Terran Empire. The War Council had effective control of the industrial quadrant and the Empire couldn't manufacture weaponry. They needed a way to make their soldiers more skillful in battle, so they hired Carson Surmeier to design technology that would greatly improve the military's effectiveness.

Surmeier came to them six months later with the schnizzle stick, which was quickly distributed throughout the forces. It was a great help to the Terrans for a few decades, until a team of Tau technologists figured out the design and began manufacturing their own version. After that the Schnizzle stick became standard equipment, although it is rarely used anymore except by those who were alive at the time of its invention due to the incredible amount of practice necessary to master its usage.